May 2013
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tockthewatchdog:
i only just now realized that water polo does not involve horses
i kind of feel really dumb but you have to keep in mind that 1) i attended a lot of actual polo matches as a child and 2) i observed horses swimming a lot as a child. so i naturally assumed that any sport with the word polo in it involves horses and that horse water polo could be a thing because horses can swim.
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beinglazyfortherevolution:
I was going to overthrow the bourgeoisie but then I got high I was gonna liberate the working class but then I got high The dictatorship of the proletariat became a degenerated workers state and I know why Because I got high, because I got high.
STFU, Parents: Deathjacking Is Killing Me →
stfuparents:
This week on Mommyish, I preached on a subject that makes me want to grab my best hanky and cry: DEATHJACKING. There’s tragedyjacking, and then there’s bare bones deathjacking, which all began years back with a depressingly memorable post called Charlie’s Angels. As it turns out, some…
oh sweet jesus the kitten one. I hope cats pee on the jacking party’s stuff forever....
thylaa:
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me: i had lunch with a cute girl this week
amy: oh :(
me: oh stop she was married
amy: like that's stopped you before
me: and we were in a group ok
amy: also hasn't stopped you
me: i'm out of defenses
me: wait. she has kids
amy: now i believe you!
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yoisthisracist:
staunchly asked: Yo, fuck the British Museum and their refusal to repatriate all the shit they stole when they were an empire. All their arguments against it are spurious as fuck, Seriously, why do we even pretend that shit isn’t the world’s largest trove of stolen goods? Fuck those assholes, they are such monster pieces of shit.
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““Amazon Publishing will acquire all rights to your new stories, including global...”
– Pretty sure all the awesome fandom folks I know are smart enough to have realized what a steaming turd the new Amazon thing really is, but just in case you have to get into an argument over it with someone (yes, these are things I legitimately prep for) here are some clear talking points.
Also, no...
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
A stunning ravioli. It has that wow factor. Holy crap, holy crap. Holy crap. The scallops. The FUCKING risotto.
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teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
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Gordon Ramsay Poetry
gordonramsaypoetry:
Good Luck
I have never, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.
kat82beamup:
jeremy-ruiner:
hils-k:
viper-fox:
boeing-ah64:
hawkeye’s dildo quiver
The 80’s were a bad time.
Let us never speak of this again
on the contrary
let’s always talk about this
fandom never forgets
I like how out of that whole hot mess of a costume we focus on the dildo quiver
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“My main theory was that contemporary Lesbians didn’t want to look like men - as...”
– Liza Cowan in an interview about a series of essays she wrote entitled “What The Well Dressed Dyke Will Wear” that were featured in Cowrie Magazine and DYKE, A Quarterly, two lesbian magazines active in the 1970s. (via reclaimingthelesbiantag)
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